Mighty Milkmen

Celebrating the importance of milk and men

We will soon be offering Worm Yogurth, and are accepting pre-orders for this exciting new product line.

We would like to clarify that this has no relation to the recent sale on nearly expired worm milk.

Brobee has informed us that:

I DONT MILK WORMS IN MY VAN!

We apologize for the oversight. We do in fact not know where Brobee milks his worms.

There has never been a better deal on worm milk! A small amount of stock has a short best before date, and it could be YOURS TODAY!

For more information, please contact Serahthorne, our new Director of Milk, Men & Worms.

THIS SALE HAS ENDED

Painstakingly and professionally hand milked from free range worms.

New stock is added daily, but due to the effort involved, STOCK IS EXTREMELY LIMITED.

Don’t take our word for how amazing this product is. Twitch streamer Bootyhams had this to say:

“I’d rather piss myself than shit myself”

Side effects may include but are not limited to priapism, hallucinations, memory loss and delusions of grandeur.

No one else delivered as much milk, spawned as many ladies or launched as many horses.

With more 5 star reviews than any of the other 0 contestants, he crushed the vote.

I can’t say I’m shocked when it comes to him – Serahthorne